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I do love this little guy. It’s a great pantry vibrator. But it’s more on the expensive side. There are others on Amazon that are cheaper. And it’s unfortunate that in order to get the remote open, you need a coin of swords to open it. I tried to open it with my fingernails and it did not work. That’s frustrating and then the length of time that it lasts on a full charge is a little disappointing. I think it can be improved so I’m giving this overall a 6 1/2 out of 10.

It’s got a solid, unique idea, and it’s pretty affordable too, but the material and texture kinda bring it down a notch for me. The texture feels awesome at first, but it doesn’t dry easy, which is kinda annoying. The material is dope at first, but after like 15-20 uses, it starts to lose its edge. The spring feature? Actually works pretty well, adding a little spin on the downstroke—hell yeah! But honestly, it works best when you go slow.

The TENGA SPINNER SPN-003 delivers a unique twist on male masturbation. Pretty much taking up the job of spinning the second you insert yourself into the long jelly-flexi tube, the all-new internal coil here adds immeasurable pleasure as you execute each stroke. You have to be fully invested (inserted all the way) to get the most out of this little machine's jerk-off assistance, but it will get you off in no time if you keep your thrusting steady and firm.

This toy is goated. Oh, yeah. You need to take on this fun challenge if you ever wanna be considered a real anal professional like myself. Me and my boyfriend, Brad, really loved using this toy together.

It’s small, discreet, and compact. Like, a travel buddy for the guy who’s always on the move. It’s pretty portable and travel-friendly, so yeah, it’s like the little devil on your shoulder. If you want something more low-key, or just wanna try something different, I guess this could work.

Who wouldn't want to get up close and personal with a beautiful Chinese porn star? The Lulu Chu Main Squeeze stroker is a male masturbator rendered in that high-end line of jerk-off sleeves based on the pussy proportions of a famous adult star. With a textured interior, set in a hard-shell case, an oh-so-twistable airtight cap that adds wonderfully to the unit's suction, a side 'squeeze plate' feature so the user can add or decrease pressure as he sees fit, and the ability to disassemble for a quick clean up, you get a lot for the price of this toy. Co-starring with Lulu has never been better. And let's face it, this is as close as any of us is ever likely to get to fucking a porn star. Why not have at it with this well-made, soft and welcoming life-like vagina sleeve.

You like asian girls? I do. The Lulu Chu Main Squeeze stroker is, like, one of those fancy high-end sleeves based on a real-life porn star. Pretty cool, I guess. It’s got a textured interior, a hard-shell case, and this twisty airtight cap that lets you mess with the suction. There’s also a squeeze plate on the side so you can, you know, add or decrease pressure. And it comes apart for cleaning, which is nice because nobody wants to deal with tedious chores. Let’s be honest, this is probably the closest any of us are getting to hooking up with a porn star. So, whatever. Might as well go for it. It’s soft, well-made, and does what it’s supposed to.

We never thought we’d rave about a sex blanket – but here we are. This tiny piece of luxury fabric has managed to become one of the most practical, most-used “toys” in our bedroom. From squirt-proofing our sheets to surviving the messier sides of period sex or lubey adventures, the Mini Throw steps up when things get wet (literally 😏). We wanted this review to be thorough, because yeah – it’s just a mat, but it’s also so much more than just a mat. And if you’ve ever dealt with soggy towels, suspicious hotel sheets, or that awkward post-squirt clean-up moment, then you already know why this deserves the spotlight.

TL;DR: Second only to my Shibari Wand. Budget friendly, great silicone material, amazing vibe intensity. It's quite nice. Highly recommended. Yeah, 'nuff said. There's not too much to add to the idea that it's just a more compact Shibari Wand. My one minor nit-pick is the Neck/Grip is just a bit too thin. Since the toy is much smaller than a wand with a 12" handle, there's much less purchase for your hands, so the thinner neck makes ever so slightly harder to use. I did accidently turn the toy several times while using it. It's just the power button is on this small handle that you need to hold on real tight. Slightly unfortunate. Something I haven't mentioned in any of my reviews before is the warranty associated with any of these toys. Funzze's warranty only lasts a year for the Handheld Massager, but in my experience sex toys with electronic components that gets heavy usage usually lasts around 2-3 years. And it's closer to that 2-year mark for me when it has a very thin neck like my reviews on Adam & Eve's Thumping Love Button or Lovense's Lush series. Perhaps most companies make the warranty last just long enough just in case there was a manufacturing defect...but a 1 year warranty will always seem to run out exactly when you need it. This isn't necessarily a negative for this toy and Funzze in general, but I think it implies that the company may not expect that particular product to withstand extended use. I suppose only time will tell how long the Handheld Massager will last me. I guess my overall take away is if you can find something that has a long or extended warranty, that it's probably pretty reliable, which I think is major bonus

The Feel Molly Stewart Stroker is, like, next-level realism. Not just some random stroker, it’s actually molded from her real anatomy, so, yeah, pretty accurate. The material is super soft and skin-like, which is nice, I guess. But the real highlight is the inner sleeve. It’s got all these ribs and bumps that work together to create, uh, a pretty intense experience. If you’re into realism but also want something that actually feels good, this is probably one of the better options out there.

I like this toy well enough, It's a great intro for beginners to butt stuff, The material feels quite nice, If you can't get a discount price, It might be a bit rough This toy I would recommend, Do you need something to put in your rear end? It has intensities 3 and settings 4, You can go soft or hardcore, The shape has a most pleasing bend I don't have much experience for comparison, I'll admit, It felt like a pretty good fit, I slid all the rating bars, It gets 4.5 stars, Yeah, that's pretty much it

Dude, for real, don’t miss out on this one. Nothing beats that feeling, right? You’ve been at work grinding all day, just busting your ass instead of your nut, and then you come home to find Gina chillin’ in your drawer, ready to rock. Hell yeah bro. Fleshlight’s Gina Valentina “Stellar” texture is a total game changer. Like, every time you use it, it just gets better. It’s got that nice, loose fit, but still packs a punch with a solid suction. Straight fire, man. This and a blunt are like the perfect way to unwind after a long day, ya know?

Okay, we know. This review is long... Like “grab-a-snack-and-get-comfy” long. But that’s because we wanted to be as detailed and honest as possible – and, well… because we’re kind of obsessed. 🫣 The Liberator Wedge isn’t flashy or loud or vibrating – but it somehow became the MVP of our bedroom. And once we started writing about it, we couldn’t stop. Because it really does make that much of a difference. Whether it’s deeper sex, better oral, less back pain, or just less fidgeting with pillows – the Wedge gets it. It slides in (pun fully intended) where other toys can’t. And it stays. So yeah. Long review. Because short version wouldn’t do it justice. 😏

Unexpectedly Good for Such a Little Guy! We bought this toy with pretty low expectations, not gonna lie. Ghost looked like a gimmick at first glance – tiny, light, and made of soft silicone. But hey, turns out we judged too fast. For what it is (and what it costs), Ghost actually delivers a solid solo session. It’s not here to compete with high-end strokers or smart tech toys, but as a fun, reusable upgrade from your hand? Yeah, it gets the job done. It’s easy to clean, compact enough to stash anywhere, and that reversible design? Pretty clever. Just make sure to load up on lube and manage expectations: this one’s for light fun, not earth-shattering orgasms. Would we buy it again? For the price? Absolutely. 😉

The Nu Sensuelle Mini Plug is a small and compact anal toy that is sure to delight beginners and newcomers to back door play. The small and compact size of the Mini Plug is comfortable, but not without it's flaws. The Nu Sensuelle Mini Plug boasts 3 Different vibrating speeds, along with 12 Different pulsing and vibrating patterns, for a total of 15 total different play modes. While some of the pulsing and buzzing patterns are better than others, all of them bring some level of delight and pleasure. The smaller sleek design is made for comfort, but the length isn't quite enough to fully reach the prostate and give it that "Oh yeah!" factor. One of the bigger downsides, at least in my humble opinion, is the total battery length. This small device takes almost two hours to fully charge, and lasts anywhere from 20 to 45 minutes depending on which patterns or how intense of a vibration you decide. The one button design is easy to use, but you have to constantly press the button to cycle through each pattern, making it a little difficult to find the right pattern, as you have to keep cycling through, and have to completely cycle through and shut it off to start cycling through all over again. The flared base helps to make sure it doesn't get lost in your nether regions, however the rather skinny design doesn't help keep it in place, and often times I have had to reinsert it because the pattern or vibration caused it to slip out. The device itself isn't all together that loud, but can become louder with some of the more intense vibration and patterns. All in all this is a perfect little device for beginners, that is sure to delight for what it is.